Thursday, May 19, 2011

RapturePalooza!

Are you ready to meet Jesus in the air? Just two more days until the crème de la crème of the Moron Class await their aerial rendezvous with a 2,000-year old Jewish carpenter. This Ship of Fools is captained by Christian radio broadcaster Harold Camping, who predicted May 21, 2011 as the day of "Rapture". This is not to be confused with the end of the world—which comes five months later after we non-believers are "teased" by the glory of the Second Coming. Why won't the mainstream media call out these simpletons and shame them into submission on the morning of May 22nd? Kind of overdue, don't you think?