Thursday, April 01, 2010

The Devil Made Them Do It!

You know all those nasty stories in the New York Times about how the current Pope was complicit in covering up clergy sex abuse in the United States? Beelzebub!

That's right, the devil himself is behind the press reports. Just so you know, an 85-year old Vatican Exorcist made this assertion in response to the mounting pressure on the pontiff to come clean on his involvement in the controversy. You know, "What did He know, and when did He know it?"

Linda Blair could not be reached for comment.