Saturday, January 02, 2010

End Of World Discount!

Is 2012 too long for you to wait for the world to end? Have no fear! There is a new wacko on the scene who actually sets the "Rapture" on May 21, 2011. So get your salvation documents in order. You can't afford to wait for the Mayan world's end in 2012!

Said wacko, octogenarian Harold Camping, has done the precise calculations (you've just got to read this story in the San Francisco Chronicle), so I wouldn't sweat the trillions of dollars in debt being mounted by Obama! Chill out and enjoy the final 17 months.

Where do these morons come from???!!!????