"Proof" Of Aliens—P. T. Barnum Lives!

Nice puppet!

Rockies In The Head

If you needed any further evidence that the World Series title was properly kept out of Colorado, here you go. A local Denver man, who has sponsored an "extra-terrestrial" ballot initiative in the Rocky Mountain state, will reveal a "video" on Friday of a "living, breathing space alien". That's right folks, apparently old Jeff Peckman has video evidence of a little 4-foot alien poking his head in a window and blinking.

Wow. I guess ET is a Peeping Tom! Who knew?

Just so you get the purpose of this little Scam-O-Rama presentation, Mr. Peckman is offering this "closed" screening to members of the media on Friday—but the public can't see it just yet for legal reasons. Yeah, right. Oh, and this is all in service of Jeff's ballot initiative to create an Extraterrestrial Affairs Commission in Denver. Why? That should be self-evident: "to prepare the city for close encounters of the alien kind" according to the Rocky Mountain News.

See? I told you the Red Sox are the proper World Champs. You wouldn't want the World Series trophy in the company of these nuts, would you?

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What Would Einstein Say?

Finally, What Einstein Really Thought About God

"The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honourable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish."—1954 Einstein letter made public in London on May 13, 2008.

Obama's 57 States!

As further testament to the questionable value of a Harvard Law School education, we give you Barack Obama:

Something To Think About

The Wacko Left And Wacko Mysticism

Ah, like two kindred bedfellows, radical political leftists and mindless mystical morons openly converged in a Code Pink "anti-war" protest. There they were, calling on witchcraft to help shut down an Army recruiting center. Admit it, you always suspected that the loopy left was cosmologically in league with the "UFO and Past Lives" crowd (hell, look no further than Shirley McClaine) But now we have proof! Read it and weep (or laugh).