If you needed any further evidence that the World Series title was properly kept out of Colorado, here you go. A local Denver man, who has sponsored an "extra-terrestrial" ballot initiative in the Rocky Mountain state, will reveal a "video" on Friday of a "living, breathing space alien". That's right folks, apparently old Jeff Peckman has video evidence of a little 4-foot alien poking his head in a window and blinking. Wow. I guess ET is a Peeping Tom! Who knew?
Just so you get the purpose of this little Scam-O-Rama presentation, Mr. Peckman is offering this "closed" screening to members of the media on Friday—but the public can't see it just yet for legal reasons. Yeah, right. Oh, and this is all in service of Jeff's ballot initiative to create an Extraterrestrial Affairs Commission in Denver. Why? That should be self-evident: "to prepare the city for close encounters of the alien kind" according to the Rocky Mountain News.
See? I told you the Red Sox are the proper World Champs. You wouldn't want the World Series trophy in the company of these nuts, would you?