Dennis The Cosmic Menace

OK, you knew Presidential "hopeful" (and we use that term advisedly) Dennis Kucinich was completely loopy politically. Well, now you have additional evidence that his loopiness might have seeped over into his overall view of the world—-and even other worlds.

According to that pillar of rational thought, Shirley MacLaine, Kucinich once saw a UFO at the actress's home in Washington state. Isn't that special? Anyway, here are Shirley's exact words:

"Dennis found his encounter extremely moving. The smell of roses drew him out to my balcony where, when he looked up, he saw a gigantic triangular craft, silent, and observing him. It hovered, soundless, for 10 minutes or so, and sped away with a speed he couldn't comprehend. He said he felt a connection in his heart and heard directions in his mind."

OK, I buy it. After all, he does have political positions that seem to be more attuned to the surface of Mars than that of planet Earth. So, if in the next Democratic Debate, you see Denny with tin foil on his head, you will know why.

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Former Vice-President Al Gore (who would have been president if he had managed to carry his own state in 2000, Florida notwithstanding) has now been knighted as Planet Protector-In-Chief by the Nobel "Peace" Prize Committee. Isn't that special? He can get right in line behind Yasser Arafat.

The Committee's convoluted logic for classifying Gore's movie as having something to do with "peace" was bad enough. But to ignore the growing criticism of "An Inconvenient Truth" as a heap of misinformation is just inexcusable.

Let's get something straight right off the bat. I am not one of those people who denies that global warming exists. It obviously does. The question is, "do man-centric activities disproportionately contribute to global warming?". On this point, the science is decidedly unsettled. Sorry, Al, for injecting silly things like facts into your political agenda.

Ironically, most of the criticism of Gore's movie is coming from abroad—since Americans are so conditioned to take the blame for every ill on earth. Consider the ruling of Mr. Justice Burton of the High Court in London who ruled that the movie was riddled with at least nine significant inaccuracies. Moreover, the judge stated that most of Mr. Gore's claims were the result of "alarmism and exaggeration”. And, the movie's “apocalyptic vision” was not at all impartial—and, indeed, partisan. No kidding.

As a result of the judge's ruling, "An Inconvenient Truth" can only be shown in UK secondary schools with a warning. Basically, it says to kids: "This is a political film, not a science film." It's a shame that we don't have equally courageous judges in the United States.