I am constantly amazed at the shameless greed that passes for religion in this country. Case in point: The Quantum Prayer System. What exactly is this super-scam for the gullible? Well, let's let the charlatans themselves tell you in their own words:"The Quantum Prayer System is a life-force (chi) enhancement program, to help you slow your aging process, the natural way. The primary purpose of the Quantum Prayer System is to help you raise your LVI (or life-vitality index) and correct any imbalanced frequencies within your energy matrix. We promote well-being and help create lifestyle changes on all levels. No matter what your present condition, you're welcome to join and receive balancing. We only ask that you want to change your situation and participate in your own healing, as you are the only healer for yourself. QPS is committed to quality broadcast of energetic balancing and maintaining a strong focus on customer satisfaction at all times. Our fees are more affordable than any other, and we are the most advanced program of this kind."
Not enough New Age gobbledygook for you? OK:
"The quantum prayer system (QPS) is the most advanced quantum physics & prayer technology. It is about 20 years ahead of it's time. Like the ancient Tibeten (sic) prayer wheel, QPS generates millions of healing frequencies of prayer in your name, directly to you, 24/7 for six months, one year, or a lifetime."
Alright, ready to pay for this divine booty? Here's the rate card:
Lifetime=$1875., 1 Year=$600., 6 months=$375.,
Upgrade (6 month to lifetime)=$1500.
Upgrade (one year to lifetime)=$1500.
Oh, and in case you're not in tune with prayer karma etiquette, the good people at prayerswithlove.com want to remind you of the following: "Each individual (child or animal) must have their own application." What sweethearts!
And you can even remit your heavenly manna via PayPal. This drivel is even advertised on that magnet for the IQ-Impaired, "Coast-to-Coast AM", with Snake Oil Salesman-in-Chief Art Bell. Shameful! I'd say, "God, help us!", but I can't afford the upgrade.