What do Laker coach Phil Jackson, Britney Spears, Usher and Mark McGwire have in common? That's easy: a moronic belief that black onyx bead necklaces provide them with protection from "negative energy". And you thought these celebs had at least the minimum allotment of brain cells!According to a recent article in Sports Illustrated, all of these rocket scientists (and more) truly feel that "specially-treated" beads from some fraud outfit called "Energy Muse" insulate them from cosmic bad vibes. What crap! The perpatrator of this is none other than Heather Askinnosie. Care to know what she used to do? Seems she was a "feng shui" consultant to various Hollywood boobs who though that re-arranging household articles somehow put them in greater touch with the Universe. Can you believe this crap? Well if you really needed any more reason to despise the Lakers, bad music, and doped-up baseball players--now you have it!