If Only........

Condolezza Debunks Seal Silliness

Thank you, Secretary Rice. Finally, a rational voice from within the government to pro-actively debunk the Idiot Culture that is convinced the Great Seal is some sort of Freemason-led New World Order medallion.

Point-by-point the State Department makes clear such seemingly obvious facts like the prominence of the number "13" being representative of the 13 original colonies and not some Satanic numerology. Duh! And, yes, Washington and Franklin were Freemasons, but they had nothing to do with the creation of the Seal. And so on. Facts that should be readily evident to anyone with an IQ higher than a toaster oven.

But, of course, the legions of stupid people who still (tragically) comprise a huge swath of the American heartland will distrust even the quite credible Ms. Rice.

Oh, well. Let's go see National Treasure again!

"Psychic" Twins Are Epic Scam

If you ever have an urgent need to fill your quota of stupid stuff, it's a good bet you can find it on that bastion of silliness, the Coast To Coast AM radio show. Sometimes it seems like the entire Looney Universe is dialed in to this shrine to UFOs, "remote viewing" and conspiracy cooks.

The other night this repository of rationality featured the so-called Psychic Twins—two hucksters of the highest order. According to their very high-tech website (www.psychictwins.com) Terry and Linda Jamison are "genetic twin sisters, who share the same soul." Neat trick if you can pull it off!

Oh, it gets better. You see, the one soul they share is the "present corporeal manifestation of the soul of one fallen angel". Wow, these babes are shameless!

By the way, they claim to have predicted the 9/11 terrorist attack, the death of Princess Diana, and Britney Spears' pregnancy. I don't know about you, but I think predicting Britney in the family way was close to a 100% certainty.

Anyway, if you can't sleep and need that fix of Dumb Belt programming, you know where to go!

This Just In

Chris Berman Is Taking No Crap!